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Divorce Demotivational Poster


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


THE HARD PART IS WAY BEFORE COURT -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.81/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 29, 2011, 6:41 pm
Sad but so true.
jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:48 am
Word
mariand - October 28, 2011, 4:05 am
just great
rondollins1 - October 28, 2011, 2:56 am
A true marriage doesn't begin with anxiety...
house - October 28, 2011, 2:06 am
all too true !!!


D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. Damn I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


KARMA - Yeah the ex wife got the Porsche in the divorce, but somehow the universe tends to even things out in the end


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Doug

Ozbad - February 1, 2012, 6:49 pm
likely still a virgin..
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:11 pm
Obviously the Timmy who voted 1L has never been divorced, or married for that matter.


DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.




DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

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Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.


TAGS: joke her half car divorce
Rating: 3.7/5

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RonE - May 13, 2012, 6:08 am
only.... if it is front wheel drive. moti... nice sentiment.
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Recipe: add 1 fuel tank & 2 industrial caster wheels. Crank up the tunes and go for a spin. If James Bond can do it, so can a redneck.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 11:44 pm
And that Don is the irony and she got the rear tires too :)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
I have a question, how can you make it run when she got the part with the gas tank???
dy2012 - May 12, 2012, 4:55 pm
nice hehe I posted this one in pinterest and they repinned it for 26x times in just an hour


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

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huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage divorce death lucky
Rating: 4.74/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 15, 2011, 6:27 pm
Yeah, life insurance!
Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
Love the poster. I would have done the text in red. 5L


CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

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aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


DIVORCE LAWYERS - They're just vultures in a suit.




IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


WANTED -




D I V O R C E - Ahnold-Style! What man didn't cheer?


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.48/5

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sickartist - March 23, 2010, 8:40 am
Applaud? I wanted to make it a repeating loop. 5L


MADONNA - The divorce is taking its toll.


TAGS: madonna mad onna divorce tina turner ugly crazy
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Sorry. *Beeeeyooooooooooooooond
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
"All we want is to graze beyond..."
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
"We don't need another Lameoooooooooooooooo"
Densaku - February 26, 2010, 7:45 pm
"We don't need another zeeeeroooo......"
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
This is a crazy place to hang out. Oh yeah, I need to speak to Arrogant Knight..... alone.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
I only just found out now.... That seriously sucks. :(
rerun - August 14, 2009, 8:39 pm

then AK must be moved by tghe loss of the great Les Paul.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:38 pm
She's amsome....pause......awwwwww!
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:36 pm
A truly funny observation.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
Actually my funny GF pointed that out....I can't take credit....she's funnier than me...
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
Oh, because of the jet, and the waterskier... That's funny.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:30 pm
Mine's a jet....ski!
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Used to be....
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Close up of a guitar bridge... Uhh... Hardcore guitar porn?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sleep if for the sleepy. mo, are you a boy?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK AK....wtf is your avatar picture of?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
See there's your problem... You don't need sleep. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
By the looks of it....her hair....
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
sleeping.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You only realised this now? The fuck have you been doing?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:21 pm
you guys are actually pretty quick witted. You amuse me. ^_^
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:19 pm
*Snicker* I still love that joke...
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
Yeah, take a load off....you could start with them extensions....'cause seriously honey? Those arm bands with that microphone?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Oh lighten up.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
LOL MO.
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Yeah. hilarious :|
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Uh-mazing. Seriously, Bria, what happened?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Actually this IS Bria, after just a few short years of subjecting herself to Motifake at such an early age......too soon??
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
I know, huh?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
*Gasp*
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Bria gets it!
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yes guest, and that's the joke.
guest - August 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
thats tina turner lol
Mike N Ike - August 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
I'd hit it!...With a spiked bat, until it stopped moving.
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:38 am
Lmao Deltabob, "a parody of herself" I love it. She really needs to know when to stop, so does Madonna for that matter, nobody wants to see her crotch.
Woodywood03a - July 28, 2009, 11:39 pm
My god man!!! I don't care what the score is, you sir..... has failed.
Sean - December 22, 2008, 5:03 pm
I wish. * sigh *
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:48 pm
That makes sence... 'cause that's got to be a rubber mask.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:13 pm
Oh, and I was SUPPOSED to be Petula Clark. Like WTF? Madaonna? Tina Turner? HUH?
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:12 pm
OK, very funny someone. HA HA. But I will say this in my own defense ... it was Halloween, and I did win first place in the "pop diva" division of the costume contest. So choke on it, dudes and dudettes!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 12:25 am
Oh no, tell me that's not actually Tina Turner!
Scorpio7 - December 5, 2008, 2:05 pm
If that's Madonna, then I am Moses!


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




PSYCHOLOGY - I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, " No I divorced her 12 years ago. "


TAGS: blz divorce
Rating: 4.77/5

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BLZ - January 9, 2012, 7:01 am
I might add, I believe I passed that exam : )


CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.


DIVORCE VS ANNULMENT -




YOUR CHEATIN HEART -




SCREWING AROUND -


TAGS: divorce cubby
Rating: 4.96/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:53 am
nice. 5l's


THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




G·A·Y D·I·V·O·R·C·E - SHAKE IT OFF YOU BIG SISSY




CHILDREN -




JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?


TAGS: nailer redneck divorce
Rating: 4.17/5

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Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:48 am
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way, someone's loosing a trailer!
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:19 am
funny idea, but i really don't like this bad shopped pictures. 3L
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:04 am
Funny! Now, just stop loading the queue with a lot of half-hearted posters, and stick to the great ones... you don't have to submit everything you think of. Be your own critic first. 5L


DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage divorce
Rating: 4.06/5

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Bovee - March 8, 2010, 4:09 pm
5 good reasons to cheat. i mean i love you baby.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:56 pm
All the elements = 5L


CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR -


TAGS: divorce challenge
Rating: 3.95/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 6:19 am
i wouldn't want this car if it was complete... 5L ;)
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:06 am

yup...n1 james.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thank you, I shall try to maintain!
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 9:52 pm
these last few have been top quality nash. kepp it up. 5L's
CANADA - September 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
LMAO! I know a guy who did that to all the furniture in the house with a chainsaw
5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
5L!


PERSONAL AD: - Recent divorcee seeking kind man who likes slow walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and slashing my ex-husband's tires. But I'm not bitter. REALLY! WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?!




DIVORCE -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 2.08/5

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Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
I beg to differ. My ex DIDNT have ANY money to take. Come to think of it, he didnt have any genitals either, HA!
Derek - October 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
This is why studying her mother rather than her "epic boobs" etc is a good idea.


SHATTERED -


TAGS: divorce leaving children
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - October 4, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank You. You have alot of great posters also.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 10:35 am
Love your style. 5L


FRANK ON DIVORCE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce sinatra
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:20 pm
Nice one sick, the 5Lady is a tramp.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
that's only in Maine
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:27 pm
Perhaps the arch should read "Divorce your hated one with dignity"


MARITAL BONDAGE -




DIVORCE - The Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 3.67/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 8:21 pm

lol...nice


HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a bitch when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


SENSIBILITY -




ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
shit voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am
109249


HUMBLE -


TAGS: marriage nature beauty love divorce
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:34 pm
after the golf clap, I raise my ball and wave it at the crowd. Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:49 pm
LOL!
Sean - December 6, 2010, 12:54 pm
*wipes tear, prepares to golf clap approvingly*
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Karmic backlashes are always appreciated.


DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




LOVE IS GRAND - Divorce is a 100 grand!




YOUR RELATIVES TO THE SOUTH -




SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED -


TAGS: divorced list hookers
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:11 am
LOL @ "Pre-Nump"...


SPACEBOOK -




WHOS CRYING NOW -




50th Wedding Anniversary -




BLACKBIRD FLY -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 16, 2012, 3:25 pm
The time is now... very nice RL.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:39 am
...like I said above ;)
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:17 am
That's a beautiful way to bring across a really sad message...


GOODBYE -


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm

excellent


BAR TAB -


TAGS: divorce screwed worth party cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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styptic - November 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Ansatt" is Norwegian for "Employee", so divide prices by 6 or 7 to get USD.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 1:59 pm
I can't believe it's not even six o'clock yet.
Anonymous2 - November 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
Well, I see Aggy was there... that accounts for the 78 pints of Guiness. Also, since that bill's got a mix of pints and liters, that can't be from the U.S.
Jackl - November 30, 2010, 12:21 pm
No kidding. Those prices are just insane. And in $US thats even more insane.
culos - November 30, 2010, 10:32 am
Dang! Booze is expensive in Hawaii! I couldn't afford my habit there for sure...


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcoholism assignment cheaper than divorce
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
5L
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
This may be the 12th Guinness speaking... but, they look like twins!


WARNING -




THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE -


TAGS: divorce love hate cheat song
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:42 pm
LOL


my body, my choice -


TAGS: divorce alimony
Rating: 4.13/5

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CloudchaserS - September 13, 2013, 11:48 pm
And if you do want to raise the child, be completely financially responsible, and my body says, "No, I don't think so," I can get an abortion. You have no say at all in a decision that also affects you and both I and the law don't care how unfair that is!


FEB 10 - CHINA -




SOME GET BACK ON -




DIVORCE - Hurts The Kids The Most


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

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OBJECTION -


TAGS: divorce marriage stepmom childhood bikini
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
Amsome aggy!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:12 am
tagged with "bikini"?? lol
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
Kept freezing up, too.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:48 am
The Ex-Box was loose and stretch out anyways
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
And she has a PS#, beause daddy got rid of the ex-box.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:40 am
Sit down! New Mommy is younger and can play with you more
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:26 am

omg....nice


MEMORIES -


TAGS: big gaping hole ex divorce
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - May 11, 2012, 10:09 am
It Looks Like A H- bomb Crater.


PRENUMPS -


TAGS: lottery prenumps win women divorce
Rating: 4.29/5

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Timthesocialist - January 4, 2011, 3:50 am
Hahahaha Spelling fail XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2011, 8:16 pm
HAHA! Face..... you suck!!!
Reality Lord - January 3, 2011, 4:59 pm

as in pre-numputual argreement.
Faceplant31 - January 3, 2011, 4:58 pm
New Years resolution: Learn to spell - FAILED! Might as well keep smoking too; there is always next year.
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 4:26 pm
Prenumps?
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:42 pm
First you win the money lottery, then you win the women lottery.


FAITHFUL HUSBANDS -


TAGS: divorce is never funny cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
LOL!!!! Well, I guess I've wasted your passed-out mrs. Cubby time!


DIVORCE - Divorce can't be all bad.... They even have a cake for it!




ALIMONY - The high cost of leaving.




TRUE FRIENDS GIVE HELPFUL HINTS -


TAGS: women true love marriage divorce
Rating: 3.89/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 12:12 pm
yep, thx! ;)
GreyScorpion - June 30, 2010, 11:59 am
nice rework, see the difference?


5 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, 15 DAYS -


TAGS: tigers elin marriage divorce itch
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - August 23, 2010, 9:23 pm
He didn't even have the common decency to cheat with her twin... it's called plausible deniability. "Honey, I thought it was you, just trying new things."
MrRandom - August 23, 2010, 5:24 pm
He's gotta have some sort of itch after all that.


I WOULD RATHER SEE... - All my money burn then have to give any to that vendictive bitch in the divorce!




DIVORCE - more humiliating than a nude photo scandal.




DIVORCE - Yeah, it was worth it...




DIVORCED WOMEN - Cannibals won't eat them, cuz they're bitter.


TAGS: liz taylor divorced cannibals wont eat her
Rating: 2.9/5

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Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 4:28 pm
Not true, i will eat anyone you put in front of me... i mean anything


DIVORCE PARTY -




WOMEN - They can't resist a sale !!




MARRIAGE - In the end, someone always gets screwed


TAGS: divorce sex marriage screwed
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 5:41 am
Ideally, both in equal measure. :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:32 am
Or no one gets any....either way it's a bitch...5 lions.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - ...the lie is a cake!


TAGS: soviet russia lie cake divorce
Rating: 1.89/5

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Shoopdahwoop - May 20, 2010, 9:37 pm
Oh come on, have a little mercy on a first attempt. And my laziness, too, perhaps.
rerun - May 20, 2010, 8:07 pm

I always like a good ass....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:42 am
What a man and his Matzo do in the privacy of their own home is none of my business..
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:36 am
You must've read that wrong. There were no donkeys, only asses. :P But rerun -would- probably like it...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:31 am
I'm not sure the donkey will but it does sounds like something Rerun will be into. (did I read that wrong?)
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:27 am
Yeah, probably. The masses have become distressed since we reject too much... but see? This is what we reject!!! May I take a moment to say gmvfklsdgijroapjgperirekohfjoepsjfeopr[gi0oreajt i0e[q-t4
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:09 am
Bad joke you mods you! An "in Soviet Russia" tunnel? Whats next a string of anime posters and tunnels? Sheesh...


HONESTY -


TAGS: good luck divorce
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2013, 10:14 pm
I remain your humble rainy day servant. I'll be back soon ... ish.
GaryO - March 27, 2013, 9:37 pm
Dang. So few words, yet so complete. Pure. Old school. The foundation of the beginning of it all. A paradigm. Demotivation at its very best. 5L
ughomer - March 27, 2013, 8:12 pm
Sean, Sean; it's Sean they sing, on the far side of the hill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2013, 6:46 pm
I needed this today. Thanks Sean. 5L
mariand - March 26, 2013, 9:06 pm
jee... if I'd knew this a few years ago...hehehe
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:20 pm

Sean? Is it really you? Glad to see you & glad you haven't lost the gift of greatness
Sho - March 26, 2013, 7:41 pm
Lmfao. a 5, fav and a welcome back to you Sean. Missed your posters
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:32 pm
LOL


Money Honey -




Try to find X -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 12:40 am
Well what better way to spend your retirement? A little elbow grease and you can move right in. Glad your missus enjoyed it lol
OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 6:05 pm
I laughed pretty hard with this one. When my wife came to investigate, she said: "Laughing at your future residence, huh?"
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


IN THE DOG HOUSE -


TAGS: divorce childhood dogs
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
5L aggy
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL, Ice! Side-effects include sweating, salivating, urination, and minor irritation due to insistance on getting breakfast.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:29 am
It was.
Bartimaeus - September 7, 2010, 1:20 am
I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Anyway, I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV. I have a remedy for your cold. I recommend mouth to twat resuscitation & vigorous chest massage. It may not cure your sniffles but, who cares?
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:11 am
Oh.... right.... wink wink
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:05 am
Hey, I just told you I heard.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
You were perfecting deep-drilling plugs long before BP ever needed them.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
Heard of it? You were my number one customer!
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:03 am
Yeah, I heard about that Cottontail Ranch thing.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:01 am
detail - I suck!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:56 am
And attention to poster datail, apparently.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Great.... I'm directly connected to another slide in employment.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:40 am
Rumor has it that the brewery may have to temporarily shut down.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I'm guessing the entire west-coast Guinness distributor is going belly-up
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:22 am
Meanwhile the local Vegas liquor distributor is going broke.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:15 am
I'm almost feeling better... sniffles almost gone. I'd say one more week.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:13 am
You really do need a drink.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:12 am
Indeed... thatks, Ice.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:11 am
Nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am
new new? Dammit... I've gotta stop making motifakes when I'm sober.


DIVORCE IS EXPENSIVE -




DIVORCE - After my divorce, I now sleep like a baby. I go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, and cry.




DIVORCE -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by livegrape

Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


DIVORCE -




WHO TOOK THE LICKING -


TAGS: june calendar timex alimony divorce
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rnbw00 - June 20, 2011, 7:53 pm
Alimony: the idea that when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?


TAKE MY EAR -




DIVORCEDIET -


TAGS: divorce diet tote wardrobe clothes
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by timmey

ICEMAN - November 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
Too many commas.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
i got a good chuckle out of this one =)


Russian Divorce -


TAGS: marriage russian divorce vladmir putin
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
Yeah, I see that now, looks like he’s doing all he can to keep from busting up…been ‘er, during solemn events no less…it’s torture for me. I’d be in a gulag in the first half hour if I set foot in that country
Cannabal - July 2, 2013, 4:57 am
No, that's his happy face. You can't tell, because, well, y'know, Russians.
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 10:05 pm
‘Pootin’….heh, how on earth can anyone have a name like that……although, in that pic, he does look like he’s a Pootin


PLEASURES - Derived from the contact of senses with their objects have a beginning and an end.




DIVORCE -


TAGS: divorce chipper cheapest way to go
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Musashi - January 26, 2010, 1:56 am
Nah you just get a plunger and shove, just think of all the alimony you would save
rerun - January 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
That is only a 6" chipper. May need to pare down that body before running through.


CHOICES -




Life Always Begins -


TAGS: angelina divorce sandwich dating love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

concern3 - December 2, 2016, 8:13 pm
nice, UP yours
Greybeard - December 1, 2016, 12:20 am
I'd take either :)
Reality Lord - November 30, 2016, 3:10 pm

i dunno grey, i think the dude was better off with jennifer.


The First Wives Club -


TAGS: marriage divorce love hate monsters
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2014, 12:34 am
LMAO..:)
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm
5L Grey...made a poster about me that...hey wait...
concern3 - December 19, 2014, 6:14 am
Amen brother


Elation -


TAGS: love marriage divorce commitment the c word
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - March 7, 2017, 8:30 pm
A tribute to you, oh my brother. I believe the internet deserves a better class of 'Fake, don't you agree?
concern3 - March 7, 2017, 10:44 am
Very funny, UP yours
JesusWept - March 7, 2017, 8:16 am
LOL nice one, Can. ANd welcome back! ^^^^^Up


weddings -


TAGS: weddings divorce death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

DirtyOldMan - March 20, 2017, 12:24 pm
When people say "till death do us part", they bare actually setting a goal. :)
Silverheart - March 19, 2017, 8:09 pm

So people saying "till death do us part" and actually not parting until death.


Tattoo -


TAGS: wife tattoo divorce before after
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:16 am
Nice, UP yours


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


Missing -


TAGS: husband wife men women divorce
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - August 31, 2016, 11:49 am
Thank you.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:42 am
Funny, UP yours


Marriage vs Divorce -


TAGS: august 21st calendar divorce marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

rerun - August 22, 2017, 8:33 pm

Nope, It's a lot more than that


Stiffing Mom -


TAGS: divorce message from mother
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:12 am
So, here's the question, sweet cheeks... in those thirty years... what did you get him?


GOODBYE -




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